respect but no fucking way
one wrong step and this would be horrifying.
im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive
i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since
now we call him “got a cat” jamal
send this to an ex, crush, friend, parent, sibling, cousin, teacher. it works for all.
I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, BUT IT WASN’T THAT
Please don’t send this to your teacher
PLEASE DO SEND HIS TO YOUR TEACHER
A MUST LISTEN TOO
NOT AT ALL EXPECTING THAT
"What do you plan to do with your future?"
i will literally try to pet any cat i can don’t doubt me